Parrot out the following words and the locals will either think that you are completely round the twist (no, of course they won't, our language guide is invincible I tell you) or they will register at once that you are a highly intelligent traveller who has even managed to grasp the rudiments of the language:
Vokzal - Station
Autovokzal - Bus station
Marshrutka - Minibus
Poizd - Train
Tramvaj - Tram
Voda - Water
Seek - Juice
Pyvo - Beer
Vyno - Wine
Tuar 'let - Toilet
Apteka - Chemist
Leekarnia - Hospital
Knyzhkovyj magazyn- Bookshop
Miyasnyj magazyn - Butchers
Dopomo'zhit - Help!
Ahhhh! - Ahhhh!
O.K, that's enough language tips for now...
We've scratched our heads and twiddled our menacing cossack beards and come up with a fully anglicised guide for those basic encounters. Our protracted 300 page dictionary will be published by Oxford University Press in the near future. OK, we're getting a bit carried away... in the words of tough talking former prime minister and cricket aficionado John Major, let's get back to basics: